Do you feel sad and lonely? Get a cat! Trust us, after that you’ll be begging for solitude. Because your cat won’t leave you alone, no matter where you go: you will take baths in his furry company, the fur will become the main seasoning in your every single dish, you will also find out that your laptop’s keyboard is better than any mat. Look how cats intrude their owners’ personal space and have no remorse whatsoever.
1. I was diagnosed with Covid and Finn decided to help me not breathe
2. Not even 10 pages in
3. Looks like it’s butt o’clock in the morning
4. Normal people have their socks stolen by their dryer…
5. Helping me make a quiche. The secret ingredient, fur
6. I have a deadline, but Mango doesn’t care!
7. My chair! Also, you can’t leave
8. When I try to move his paw, he very gently digs in his claws into my face
9. No puzzle collecting for you today
10. I just need to get my salad bowl, but Gary has other plans for it
11. When your cat is guarding your winter coats and bites you every time you try to move her
12. Pulled Pork egg rolls? Don’t mind if I do…
13. Rumor, while I’m trying to bathroom
14. When you leave to get more coffee and your cat decides your work is done
15. I wonder why my laptop is suddenly turned off
16. He opened a locked bathroom door only to sit here and yell at me!
17. Me so I don’t disturb his sleep
